Dr robotnik is kinda sexy in a feral scientist sorta way 😏😍👀

baylen:

hit-tab:

The elves:

disgustinggf:

ssundiall:

im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar

oneheadtoanother:

gayweeddaddy69:

gayweeddaddy69:

silverskulltula:

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

mychemicalraymance:

LOCK UP YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS! HERE THEY COME!

manthropology:

foreskinnty:

umarell:

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

everythingfox:

Sound on

sweetoothgirl:

Nutella Heart Shaped Puff Pastry

nyatche:

Retro~

Check out my shop!

queensparklekitten:

queensparklekitten:

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

greelin:

“i can’t believe they’re 30” and i cannot believe you genuinely have no perception of aging and think once someone hits 25 they should immediately look like they’re turning to dust before your very eyes

amazoogle:

manywinged:

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

ALT

ALT

localairport:

Can someone please board the flight at gate 12, the plane is lonely